hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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