turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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