those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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