That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Randomize