Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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