i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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