You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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