I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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