That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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