Small penises have feelings too.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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