the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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