Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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