She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Just invented taco cereal.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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