Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Four minutes until I can fart!
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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