so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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