no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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