So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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