Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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