She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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