Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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