Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
