The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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