David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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