Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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