some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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