walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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