STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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