holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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