I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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