She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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