his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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