Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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