my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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