god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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