in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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