Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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