I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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