Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Houston, we have a blender
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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