ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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