What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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