so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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