i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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