we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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