I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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