dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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