if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
