names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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