my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She even gives head with a lisp.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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