u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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