I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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