I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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