Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
