we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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