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(740): View more from Ohio

Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.

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(217): View more from Illinois

he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids

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(980): View more from North Carolina

when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.

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(406): View more from Montana

just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime

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(732): View more from New Jersey

you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out

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(248): View more from Michigan

We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"

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(815): View more from Illinois

Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.

(213): View more from California

I wanna become a plank.

(815): View more from Illinois

God I love xanex.

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