She announced her abortion via fbk
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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