We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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