Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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