plz talk dirty to me
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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